I'm not really a soccer fan for the same reason I'm not a baseball or hockey fan: there's not a major league team near by, so it's difficult to get into them.

Those people are the fucking worst. The subtext of their comments is that they are superior to Philistines like you who dare to care about sports or watch television. I think disliking sports is the new I don't even own a TV since the current crop of television allows those smug assholes to feel more smug and because…

At least you were a big man about it and oden'd up to your mistakes.

On the plus side, the Dogecoin bowl will provide the alternative programming of puppies & cryptocurrency we're all dying for.

I'll bet Paul George is glad he recorded his segment back in January.

"If people don't support this thing, it might not make it."

Paul George wouldn't have cramped like LeBron, because based on evidence, he's at least 50% Gatorade.

Contempt for the Midwest coming from a Gawker site? Color me shocked. I'd point out that Le Batard is from Jersey, but I feel that state gets picked on unfairly. I've lived on both coasts but spent the majority of my life in the Midwest.

#NotAllHoosiers

Paul George knocks out Ray Allen, headline: Beatles Bigger Than Jesus

And for similar reasons she's seen them win 8 titles.

Concussed out, actually.

There were more phantom fouls in that first half than a haunted chicken coop.

The officiating got better in the second half. But that was totally a winnable game for the Pacers. I figure they'll probably split the two in Miami. My guess is this is a 6-7 game series.

Eh, not that impressive. He's just overcompensating from the low Gs he experienced at Battle School and Command School.

"I'm Kawhi as hell and you're about to get shot." - Leonard, to basketball.

It would be appropriate: Pinkerton is about as overrated as the triangle

So what you're saying is Carroll is Zodiac.

Shot to the dick
And you're to blame
You give Serge a bad name.

My favorite moment on Inside the NBA

Larry Bird used the same strategy for the Evan Turner trade.