Well, technically, he IS a five time champion. Its just that he is also a seven time champion. Similar logic as Mitch Hedberg... “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too”

I really, really feel for the family here. I’m impressed that they’ve been able to keep as much as they have out of the public eye this long. If the family wants privacy to let him recuperate, that’s what they should receive.

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This seems like such a loss of control of the situation for a piddling amount of money. Schumacher’s people have been forced to divulge information they were strenuously trying to keep out of the public eye. They could have foregone the legal case even if that might have raised the possibility that the report was…

Same, I wasn’t aware he was actually conscious and aware. But then again, it does say the family has kept his actual condition pretty private.

Well you don’t just start off by raping someone at Sundance.

You’re not British, Irish, or Russian, are you?

if for breakfast, yes.

So to recap:

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

Normally I’d be against the relentless abuse of a dumb animal, but I’m ok in Ann Coulter’s case.

Hello Games promised a lot of things that didn’t end up being in the game. This could just be another one.

This assumes they actually serve a purpose. Seeing that 99% of the things in this game don't, I think it's a safe guess to assume they're working as intended (by having no function).

If they’re going to shove a shitload of advertisements and product placement down my throat then yes, they damn well better not be charging me for it too.
But they are, and they would be, so, I didn’t watch any of it. At all.

This is an incredibly outdated way of thinking which can only be coming from the people in the TV stations who are aged 55+ and over.

it’s hilarious how they “blame” millennials.

Quite inaccurate. This limits the single most dangerous part of riding, rear end collisions. Now riders are legally allowed(and not breaking a rule of the road) to move in between vehicles which dramatically reduces rear end collisions.

What if you always checked your mirrors before leaving a lane in other states too?

As a 2 wheeled motorist, it sure sounds like lanespiitting is making you a more aware and focused 4-wheeled motorist. Good.

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.