Well, technically, he IS a five time champion. Its just that he is also a seven time champion. Similar logic as Mitch Hedberg... “I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too”

I really, really feel for the family here. I’m impressed that they’ve been able to keep as much as they have out of the public eye this long. If the family wants privacy to let him recuperate, that’s what they should receive.

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This seems like such a loss of control of the situation for a piddling amount of money. Schumacher’s people have been forced to divulge information they were strenuously trying to keep out of the public eye. They could have foregone the legal case even if that might have raised the possibility that the report was…

Same, I wasn’t aware he was actually conscious and aware. But then again, it does say the family has kept his actual condition pretty private.

Well you don’t just start off by raping someone at Sundance.

So to recap:

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

Normally I’d be against the relentless abuse of a dumb animal, but I’m ok in Ann Coulter’s case.

Hello Games promised a lot of things that didn’t end up being in the game. This could just be another one.

This assumes they actually serve a purpose. Seeing that 99% of the things in this game don't, I think it's a safe guess to assume they're working as intended (by having no function).

Quite inaccurate. This limits the single most dangerous part of riding, rear end collisions. Now riders are legally allowed(and not breaking a rule of the road) to move in between vehicles which dramatically reduces rear end collisions.

What if you always checked your mirrors before leaving a lane in other states too?

As a 2 wheeled motorist, it sure sounds like lanespiitting is making you a more aware and focused 4-wheeled motorist. Good.

What do you think is the worst vegetable? I say onions. I’ve never eaten something and said “You know what? That could’ve used onions. That would’ve really made it better.” They could disappear of the face of the Earth and I wouldn’t care or notice.

question: if you need a Ford GT to get a new Ford GT does selling your existing Ford GT in order to pay for your new Ford GT after you get the letter saying you can buy the new Ford GT revoke your ability to purchase the new Ford GT since you are no longer in possession of the old Ford GT when you take delivery of the…

Thanks for that whitesplaining. I’ll copy your comment and email it to the Chinese director and primarily Chinese cast. They’ll be grateful that you saved them from their internalized racism.

Oh sorry, wasn’t aware you had access to the script and know Matt Damon’s role so well. So lucky for us that you posted all your links to your information sources. Or maybe according to the director, Matt is one of several heroes and the story is about their collective journey. Wtf am I thinking listening to the…

Your post should be higher up.

naw, not really.