The only problem with turning candy corn into a snack that tastes like butterfinger, is that butterfinger is the only candy that’s worse than candy corn.

Detroit Delta terminal is nice, but if your final destination is anywhere in the Midwest, you can probably walk there as quickly as you can get from one end of the terminal to the other.

Also note – the city has a rule with the airport food vendors saying they can’t charge more at their airport location than at their actual spots in town. So no need to starve yourself at the airport or shove something down your throat before getting there out of fear of having to pay $27 for a tuna sandwich. 

LaGuardia is bar none the worst pile of trash I’ve ever been in. I don’t think there’s an airport that is more disgusting in the US.

I used to work for people who thought “verbiage” was a direct synonym for “text” or “copy.” They had no idea it was derogatory, and they repeatedly used it with clients (“we’ll write the verbiage...”).

Emotional support animals are nonsense.  Take a Xanax like the rest of us.

Do you know who my father is? Do you?

I get it if you are a business traveler Ina hurry, but I have a Delta skymiles card and checked bag is free. I don’t care about when I get on the plane, I have a small soft sided attache case for the necessities of flying, books, magazines and snacks, it can truck under the seat.

This is horrible advice.

OR, you could manage your social media usage to have more of a balance in your life.

If you want your whiskey cold and dry you would keep it in your fridge? And as far as I know no one keeps their whiskey in the fridge.

If you needed principles from the Art of War to know that cancelling a service is the best way to get them to offer an immediate discount, then you need a new General.

Or how about don’t get drunk before the concert then proceed to throw-up throughout the concert? I think that was when i realized that i’m paying how much to go to a concert that can get totally ruined by some rando.

I’m going to go ahead and point out that you should understand the connectivity options. A turntable, in a classic sense, doesn’t have either a phono pre-amp in it (applies RIAA equalization curves and brings sound levels up to line level) or an amp in it. Buying a turntable and plugging it into a receiver that just…

This guy must be watching porn in 4K on a 50” screen for the first time.

I bet he’s hot in bed.