Dude, Trump is President*. We are on Earth 2.

Bron’s Plan

“Let’s get this straight first off: the Raptors were dead the moment LeBron James was...”

Don’t feel sorry for Skip Bayless. That guy’s an asshole.

rude to just murder an entire city like that on live tv

I liked “That was in the air so long it should’ve had a movie!”

At one point, LeBron hit like the 5th or 6th crazy fall-away jumper in that bonkers stretch, and I went “Oh god!” and reflexively covered my face, and my older son came rushing over because he thought something bad had happened to me.

I know Eastern teams in general turn into Dee Reynolds on open mic night when they face LeBron in the playoffs, but this was just a night where one of the GOATs decided that this game was his and no one was gonna stop him. It’s one of the best things you can see in sports.

this is a good point but I also think that he’s at the stage where he recognized that everyone thought Toronto would finally beat him and he simply said: nope, watch this. It’s not fair to the raptors really. He’s just a world destroyer and I think—honestly—he believes his legacy is sealed so long as he only loses to…

They can’t pay attention to stuff like that because they are too busy alternating between crying because no one is paying attention to how special they are, and then crying because LeBron destroyed them in the playoffs.

Someone courtside pissed off Lebron and that has proven to be a terrible decision over his entire career. The first time I can remember was Chris Bosh’s girlfriend talking shit when he was in Toronto. Raptor fans should know better.

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

I don’t always get abortions, but when I do I always go to my local dental center.

What was Drake’s endgame here? Perkins is probably one of the last guys on the court I would want to piss off. I would pay...seven dollars to see Kendrick Perkins beat the shit out of Drake.

I like pop, i like kerr, i still don’t know that someone is better than stevens at getting the most out of a team full of non-established stars. To be fair, I am not saying tatum or brown won’t be, but it’s beyond ridiculous that this is all without their 2 highest paid players.

serious question: what kind of safety gear does he have on him?

If Shaq really wants to save $ with this method, let it get to zero then put in the twenty bucks of gas. By keeping the tank at most 1/4 full, he’s transporting less weight than a 3/4 full tank. The engine doesn’t have to work as hard [i.e., is more efficient] and he saves money.

Goddamn I remember that shit. Fucking steakheads.

I swear to God, how is there enough businesses in American that can even afford to run ads at this point? Everything is AD related. There is no internet, there is only Ads. No content is real, it’s just made to sell Ads.

There’s a tool for every task, and a task for every tool.