Interestingly, saying “Tom Brady’s son’s kiss” takes about 1 Tom Brady Son’s Kiss to say.

Thomas Homan, ICE’s acting director, complained Wednesday on Fox News that her actions prevented the agency from locating some 800 immigrants this week, and referred to the alert as a “gang lookout yelling ‘police.’”

She looks like the Baroness from GI JOE

Tom Clancy’s Gym Recon 3: Presidential Fitness

What if they do it while kneeling?! The country may literally explode.

I’ve always maintained that if we were going to be originalists and think / act the same way the founding fathers would have (a philosophy I vehemently disagree with) then we should do what the founding fathers would have done if they found out that someone was collaborating with a foreign power to rig a U.S.…

[Magic Johnson shows Bow Wow where his jersey will go in the Staples Center rafters]

How Trump voters can simultaneously bitch about unions and lament the disappearance of well-paying jobs that only existed due to those same unions never ceases to both amaze and depress me.

Admitting you know how to gas up a car is how you get quickly traded to the Trail Blazers.

“5) I hear you”

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

Really Deadspin? It’s come to this? Articles about whether or not two ice dancers are fucking? Whatever happened to the good old days when we’d get articles about whether or not KD and Westbrook were fucking?

The hypocrisy is startling in that regard.

I suggest that if food stamp recipients are to be questioned about what they do with their taxpayer funded benefits, then defense contractors should be too.

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

Calm down Paul, you still got your number retired.

The Google machine says that address is a $7M house - not some shack in a bad neighborhood.