Interestingly, saying “Tom Brady’s son’s kiss” takes about 1 Tom Brady Son’s Kiss to say.

Thomas Homan, ICE’s acting director, complained Wednesday on Fox News that her actions prevented the agency from locating some 800 immigrants this week, and referred to the alert as a “gang lookout yelling ‘police.’”

She looks like the Baroness from GI JOE

Tom Clancy’s Gym Recon 3: Presidential Fitness

What if they do it while kneeling?! The country may literally explode.

I’ve always maintained that if we were going to be originalists and think / act the same way the founding fathers would have (a philosophy I vehemently disagree with) then we should do what the founding fathers would have done if they found out that someone was collaborating with a foreign power to rig a U.S.…

[Magic Johnson shows Bow Wow where his jersey will go in the Staples Center rafters]

How Trump voters can simultaneously bitch about unions and lament the disappearance of well-paying jobs that only existed due to those same unions never ceases to both amaze and depress me.

Admitting you know how to gas up a car is how you get quickly traded to the Trail Blazers.

“5) I hear you”

Thoughts and prayers

The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

Really Deadspin? It’s come to this? Articles about whether or not two ice dancers are fucking? Whatever happened to the good old days when we’d get articles about whether or not KD and Westbrook were fucking?

The hypocrisy is startling in that regard.

I suggest that if food stamp recipients are to be questioned about what they do with their taxpayer funded benefits, then defense contractors should be too.

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

I’d rather my chances against the high probability the home invader isn’t armed. Whilst you stand a higher probability your child will find your gun and kill themselves with it.

“Bad form” is for cloyingly vapid simpletons. Wishing someone, particularly a bad and actively harmful person dead, merely wishing, not going out and murdering them, is fine. If Pai goes away, things instantly get better. Whether it’s the beginning or end of his suffering or not is irrelevant to the practical benefit…

The sad fact of the matter is Exxon et al have legal and political muscle right now to do just what you suggest to those able and willing to protect human health and the environment. By et al I mean the oil and gas business along with finance and most of the primary and secondary sectors of our economy. Oil and gas…

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.