The horse-talking person has all the mental faculties of a horse in a person’s body (and vice versa).

Really Deadspin? It’s come to this? Articles about whether or not two ice dancers are fucking? Whatever happened to the good old days when we’d get articles about whether or not KD and Westbrook were fucking?

The hypocrisy is startling in that regard.

I suggest that if food stamp recipients are to be questioned about what they do with their taxpayer funded benefits, then defense contractors should be too.

To be fair, he is probably exhausted from having more sex than any of the 113 men who finished in front of him.

He is staying at a very high end, exclusive resort. The staff says that Belichick has been a pleasure. They said he keeps his own room clean since, for unknown reasons, he refuses to use a Butler.

Better communication has obviously been the difference. LeBron yelled defensive instructions to Isaiah Thomas, but the words just seemed to go over his head.

I see how it is—when LeBron yells defensive coverages to his colleagues, he’s the best player of his era but when I yell offensive coverages to my co-workers I have to go to HR and explain that I was just quoting New York Times columnist, Quinn Norton.

Calm down Paul, you still got your number retired.

The Google machine says that address is a $7M house - not some shack in a bad neighborhood.

This is a little scary...

Looks like they’ve fallen

But did you send it?

Abbott: What’s the name of the tent village?

So why is it so difficult to get rid of incompetent, underperforming, or downright dangerous Federal employees? The answer is Congress, and that is why Trump wants help to, “remove federal employees who undermine the public trust or fail the American people.” Because there are a lot of them, and they are a bitch to…

Toucher & Rich?

People these days. All these snowflakes go right to their mommy blogs when I correct them on facebook by telling them, “Actually, your kid seems a little ‘cunty’.” Now I’m not welcome at Thanksgiving anymore. Did I make a big deal about it when their kid had an allergic reaction at my Super Bowl party? No. I told them…

I’d applaud but tiger already had the clap.

Goddamn fan. If anything, we know that it was getting in the holes all these years that ruined Tiger’s game in the first place.