was actually on the toilet while i watched that video so it quite literally scared the shit out of me

You can't compare a stock impreza to a tuned up XJ. That's like saying a tuned up supra can beat a stock veyron, it can but it's because it's got work put into it. Any tuned car is better than a stock one. You can probably find a lot faster, better imprezas than a top heavy, sluggish jeep, if you look for done up…

Where's the lancias???

I have had more than one man get in my car when I try and teach them to drive a manual, and as soon as they step in the drivers seat they go, "There's 3 pedals in here?! I only have 2 legs?!" And you can bet I never let any of them live that down, That's very embarassing. Or the classic stalling out, can't go wrong…

Might need more headlight fluid. Or, a canuter valve could have to be replaced. I'd take it to a mechanic and ask for both done, they'll know what to do.

Confederate flag edition. It will have all of southern America going into massive credit card debt to afford it

My 300zx doesn't have a radio or heat/air conditioning, and I'll have you know it's still a very fun (and reliable) car to drive. Basing a reliability test on anything other than the brakes, suspension, engine, etc. is simply stupidity.