Love Schilling’s Glenn Beck-esque response of basically: “I’m not saying it didn’t happen but I’m not convinced it did happen.”

I eagerly await Schilling’s calm, respectful, measured response....

Dude ain’t exactly Bo Jackson out there.

Smart idea by those people in neon to the left. They probably told their friends and family to be on the lookout in case the camera happened to find them RIGHT BEHIND HOME FUCKING PLATE

Well that’s different. Usually the biggest boob you see at a Marlins game is Jeffrey Loria.

“Hey! Cut that shit out!”

Only 440? That seems like it would be more like 460+ that is way the hell up there

I wonder if Ty Cobb will throw it back?

Unfortunately, Frank’s trip was further delayed once he got to the Subway.

Of course police told them they did nothing wrong; prostitution is completely legal in Horry County.

I get yelled at every. single. time. I say Jellystone, Yosemite Sam National Park and the Big Titty Mountains.

Jellystone Park gets no love and I thought this was a bear-friendly blog smh

I’m going to be THAT GUY FROM TEXAS here. The only acceptable BBQ sides are:

Getting hit by a car?

Max and Ruby, I can take... partly because I'll let myself daydream about what the parents are doing— being interrogated by customs inspectors in a subrosa torture facility, or running a bed-and-breakfast under assumed names— as the episode's action is going on.