One time I was driving around, my gas light came on, and I got gas.

Seems like CSPD ought to be less worried about the calls coming from journalists, and more worried about the calls

I hate this guy for existing because he sullies the name of the eccentric “Life’s Been Good” guitarist, like Michael Bolton did that poor guy in Office Space.

I’d watch what I say about Barkley. You know what he’s capable of...

Current VP of our HOA here, guy across the street is the Pres. He just finished putting a Turbo in his Miata last year, just finished a engine swap in a 84 pick up, still has a boat that needs rewiring. Truly all we have done over the past 2 years was remind people that if they get a shed the exterior siding has to…

Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski: “I have 69 touchdowns.”

“Scurlock” definitely is the kind of name that makes one think of a guy who masturbates in the back of a car for hire.

10/10 perfect tactical meme deployment.

It is not known to be dangerous to humans.

Yeah not to mention it takes the character-building away. I remember grinding aluminum blocks by hand and electrolysis-rusting our parents’ license plates to get thermite. 

Here’s why they’re good at carrying people:
- The height makes it easier to get young kids in and out of car seats than bending over in a sedan
- They’re safer than small cars, simply due to their mass.
- They’re cumbersome in traffic, for people who can’t handle a vehicle larger than a Versa.
- They get roughly the same…

One man’s “Enthusiast” is another man’s “Hoarder”.

I’m sorry David, but I believe our gentleman friend, regardless of his cheery disposition, falls into “Hoarder” territory.

If they were running, driven, exhibited, or maintained....maybe I’d change my mind...but nope...we’re in straight hoarder-land here.

The Van Halen brothers are what broke Van Halen up. Everything else was just a symptom of the problem

I’m a big ol’ moron who loves DLR-era Van Halen and gives them more serious, critical thought that they probably deserve. That said, Women and Children First is a secret masterpiece and maybe my favorite album of theirs.

I mean, when someone else loves the same sport you love but happens to have been born in a different part of the country, you have no choice but to physically assault one another.

Goddamn, Trevor.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

Since they know now that he is illegal ICE should round up the family and DEPORT ALL OF THEM.