+1 movie day

Here’s another stat to remember. Only about 5% of gun owners belong to the NRA. Because the NRA is a fucking evil institution that represents fucking irresponsible assholes and not responsible gun owners.

Aaaaand I now know to ignore any future opinions you might have.

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

570? Probably for people with that credit score. Psshh...

No they just drop valves. GM denies that being a problem too.

Media: There can’t possibly be a worse, more feckless representative to the world than Donald Trump.

Rodman: Hold my beer...Actually, give that back. Multitasking.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Nope. Not doing it.

Snaking drains is why I don’t feel guilty about getting the first pick of turkey legs and first slice of pie. That is my goddam right as the dad who snakes the drain.

My kid dropped something heavy on our toilet, breaking it. YouTube helped me put a new toilet in myself rather than shelling out money for someone else to do it.

The house next door turning into a fraternity with no Zac Efron

We found love in a ropeless place.

I guess Tesla has a point

He blew a .00 or, as John Daly calls it, .3 under par.

We live in a reasonably nice area. I mow because I really don’t want my house looking like a rundown shithole. It’s the same why I paint my porch every 5 years, clean out the gutters and keep the trashcans hidden. It’s looks nice and I’m pretty dam proud of having a well taken cared of space.

Me reading the linked post: