C’mon Tav - follow the Dougie method. Give us a video for when we have time and text so we can pretend to work.

And now it’s time to turn the show over to our tame gangsta investor. Some say he's into having sex, but not making love; and that he got shot nine times and lived to tell about it. All we know is he’s call The Fiddy.

Well, if he studied history, Shiloh would learn that fighting the men in blue is a losing battle.

Keo: Hello President.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

too soon?

Food for thought. The Super Duty in its max payload configuration can put a 2016 Tacoma, 2016 Mx-5 AND and 2016 Triumph Daytona 675 in it’s bed and still not be overloaded.

Jalopnik needs 100% more this and 100% fewer shitty jokes from...literally all of their writers.

I second that. From one lady that “drives them all”...I think I love you!

Unless you’re in college. I learned the hard best way.

Welcome to Clone Club...

Oh man, imagine a bunch of M. Rossi pilots flying around.... I don’t want to live on this plant anymore.

What a strange ricochet. Are we sure that wasn’t a second ball fired from the pitcher’s knoll?

I just went on a 500 mile round trip with 5 people and a weeks worth of vacation gear in my 03' 6.0 Excursion and got 21MPG driving mostly 75MPH. Verified by filling the tank against the mileage - this truck hauls my 9K trailer with ease and is actually very easy to drive and park. Excursions are a gem and everyone…

Alternatively, the 7.3L diesel version of the Excursion is a wonder. It is reliable, it tows and will run all day at highway speed while getting fuel mileage that no other SUV that size can match.

That “E-mail of the week” is total bullshit. Just Drew trying to make the world think he isn’t the only idiot. I’M ON TO YOU MAGARY!

Feed it to someone else, and then eat them.