You’re hanging out at the wrong spots then!

Cam swaps are still a thing on these....

I make a better Slash than my coworker’s Axl...

I can get that. We just bought a house on the far southwest corner of Olathe, so 90 seconds, and we’re in the country. Best of both worlds. Check out PIPO for sure, and ask Derek about his G8. It’s a seriously rad ride.

I meant writer. KC guy here. (Olathe, technically). And you have Pig In, Pig Out in Wichita. Great food, and Derek the owner is a huge car guy. Has a badass G8 GT!!

Grew up in Wichita, in KC now. Don’t miss it much haha.

Wait, we have a KS Jalopnik guy now?!

Triumph Daytona 955i’s are faster than State Trooper Tahoes. Allegedly.

If you don’t have a big enough boat, that ocean will eat you up and shit you out.

Lol a 4.0 V8 is big?

My Ex hated my LS1 Z-28 vert until she drove it herself. Fiance isn’t a yuge fan of my boat obsession, but she deals.

Needs Merc 1550s and M8 drives. 3100 hp would be neat.

Can we talk about how rad “Sahara” was when I was 13?

You shouldn’t.

Hell, I was there last summer on a 25' Tritoon on just a normal weekend, and that thing got thrown around like it was a toy in the main channel. It’s all the dudes in the 50'+ cruisers not on plane throwing 3' wakes that are the problem.

Boats. Went from having none at the beginning of the year to 2 right now. A 18.5' I/O ski boat, and a 14' Tiller Steer V bottom. So much frustration, and so so so much fun. Here’s my first mate in the V bottom.

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I’ll try to swing by on my way home from work. I can see it every morning from I-35 on my commute. The dealer is Aristocrat motors if you want to do some research yourself.

One of the Benz dealers in KC has a wood paneled brand new Mercedes wagon right now!

Also, I’m pretty sure Skater just ran 140 in testing on their new 32' with a pair of 400s. There are guys with sterndrive Eliminators of the same size, with motors making the same power as those outboards combined, struggling to hit those speeds.