Laettner: I just thought that given the passage of TIME a lot of these negative feelings would have been worked OUT.

When I read self-congratulatory, pretentious comments like yours, it drives me to drink. You sound like SO MUCH FUN to be around. I bet you lack friends.

Some of us need to drink to make being around people like you tolerable.

"SF, of course. Brooklyn, Austin, Portland, Boulder"

You should log off and go away.

Pretty sure that's a brown bear.

I bet it sucked if you got re-captured and sent to a different prison where they play by their own set of house rules. That's so annoying.

Man, this guy sure could use a Union right about now.

Degrassi Drake is my favourite Drake

Dave.

Congratulations! I have decided that this is the dumbest comment posted to Deadspin tonight.

Tennessee Titans: 111-144-1, .435

Reporter: Hey LeBron, can you tell us a little more about the work you had to do to prepare for your role with Trainwreck?

This sounds like a positive development but ultimately it doesn't seem to address the bigger issue: how is this an answer to the problem of private businesses extorting public funds to enrich themselves? This CBA business sounds like a band-aid designed to smooth things over for PR purposes.

Drew Brees: Real. Comfortable. Jeans.

See, like this.

NCAA investigators can only keep track of 20 cases at a time, using the 'Fingers & Toes' system taught at UNC.

Is this where I confess my desire to adequately furnish a room in something resembling a cohesive, ascetically pleasing manner?