Tony has no room to talk after all the slurs he’s directed at police officers.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

A good start:

That looks like an old dog. It’s the equivalent of tossing hard candies at your grandma and watching her miss. I’m just bringing it up for people who don’t have dogs to throw strawberries at but do have grandmas and some Brach’s.

You can shoot pigs out of it.

Isn't it a little too soon for someone in Dallas to be bragging about shooting pigs from a high vantage point?

Difference is, you aren’t throwing your hat in the ring for commander in chief of the armed forces.

“Aleppo is what I feed my rock wilder” -Emmit Smith

it is the 15th anniversary of the September 11th attacks on New York and Washington

As a final fitting tribute to the punter, the family gives up possessions.

What kind of übernonce switches clubs? You are not a fan.

Hi there, former NUFC fan-turned-Hammer here!

You know what team sucks even more than the Packers right now? The VIKINGS, because they don’t have a QB!!!!

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

I would love to move to a town/city where sports isn’t part of the citizens identity. I don’t think it exists though.

Considering how little they “payed” for him, Dortmund should just borrow the kid to another club for a bit.

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

Sorry that you don’t enjoy fun and that you have a very thin skin when it comes to your alma mater being bad at football.