This Shania story blowing up is so funny to me. She’s a rich lady who makes country music and grew up in a rural area. I know the area/type and we’re not immune from falling for Trump-esque shit as a population (current example: Doug Ford....you guys, I’m worried.) I would’ve been surprised if she’d said anything…

I don’t value romantic relationships one bit and it DOES fucking matter if I get a big project or write a good book. Bite me, Barbara.

Most adults secretly long to be told what to do.

Question: why are people always said to be “flaunting” things? She was flaunting her bump. She was flaunting her bikini body. She was flaunting her new look. Are they really flaunting stuff or are they just out living their lives and people are projecting flauntiness?

If I didn’t want to have a gin-and-gin with The Queen before reading that article, I do now. I wanna be that snarky when I’m in my nineties. (Hell, I’d be happy to be that snarky now.)

The journalistic standards are:

I love stories like this where you guys are asked or threatened by lawyers to not publish something, and not only do you go ahead and do it but publish another article about how they tried to stop you. These types of stories should be filed under the tag “Pity the fool”.

Good reporting, glad you stuck to your guns on this, I didn’t know how badly Goodyear was behaving.

Goodyear: “Your Honor, despite the fact that all the livestock have in fact left the barn, we would like to request that the barn door now be secured.”

I have a reason to share this now.

“Killer Mike doesn’t have the discography to keep doing this”

“If I told you his name, you’d know who he is.”

Q. How did Courtney Love beat Coffeehouse security?

it’s total BitGhazi.

If Hillary gets paid for speeches, she’s a greedy bitch. If she gets paid less, she’s a failure. If she goes away (to, say, walk in the woods) she’s ridiculed. If she writes a book. If she trips while on vacation. If she has pneumonia. If she wears makeup. If she doesn’t wear makeup. She’s the patron saint of Women…

Hey, remember when Chris Brown almost killed Rihanna, and everyone just forgot about it, like it never happened? That’s weird to me.

O Spicoli, my Spicoli! our fearful trip is done,

Though warrior women

I loved it! I also live in a state with legal recreational marijuana, have a job that does not drug test, and make enough money to be able to carry edibles with me at all times for impromptu after work trips to the movies.

Guys, you can learn and get certified for CPR in like an afternoon. Theres plenty of time after that to , I dunno, push for common sense gun laws.