Sadly, this means that no matter how many golds Shiffrin wins in the future, either in these Games or future ones, she’ll never be able to break the record for most golds won, which will be held by her equipment.

“Nathan 4 You” would run into trademark issues.

Gun control? You mean how you can sell guns to the mentally ill? Or how Congress has failed to advance a ban on bump stocks after the Las Vegas Shooting? Or how a private seller isn’t required to run a federal background check on someone they’re selling a gun to? That gun control?

Because we do have gun control laws. But the key is that laws stop the lawful, so that only helps so much.

Dean Winters will always be Ryan O’Reily from Oz to me.

I’m so glad that Neutral By Nature’s nihilist rap career never really took off.

Why is he so familiar with what authentic strangulation looks like?

Hope Hicks Dates Pricks.

Theory: Elon keeps getting back together with Amber to collect data to clone her into the Perfect Amber for Elon.

Well, record execs, if you hear the sound of a piano on a flatbed truck... know fear.

Oh dear. Sorry, but I do not have the time or willpower to explain the concepts of institutional racism/homophobia/transphobia or preferentially distributed justice to you. I will say that living in Toronto, you see these things in action all the time.

Team stripper all the way. I mean fuck these assholes who think they can do and say anything just because the employee wears a fucking a g-string.

Tyrannosaurus Sex

Man: literally rapes.

And you can be an asshole and manipulative and a victim.

So I know you probably mean well, but this kind of negative comment to something so powerful comes off as concern trolling of the highest order. Maybe don’t cheapen someone’s words by saying “Oh, I love it, but I hope others don’t use it to say a shitty thing I’m about to say.”

🎶Tonight we’re going to party like it’s 1939.🎶

Why won’t he eat the damn mushrooms!/

Projecting much? Someone is being cranky today, and it isn’t me.

It just looks like she is using her ass to clean an invisible glass door.