This image sums the first day up for me.

I have the same question.

"that smart consumers knew to avoid"

care to explain why buying the 300$ model is for stupid people?

I disagree on the statement that smart consumers avoided the Basic Version. There was a fairly distinct subset of conditions where it became the better buy.

He is just bored because they are interrupting his daily counting of all his cash

Nope, it's just the world. Perhaps "Earth" would have been better.

I'm gonna go geek.

1000x this