I was actually wondering if ALL Trump surrogates will now have to become Cheeto orange or as it will henceforth be known, chorange?

I wonder what he thinks about military people...

Low hanging fruit is often quite tasty.

That’s super awesome. I hope they become the kind of adults.

Proving that we need robust immigration!

I put my faith in the youth!

who in their right mind thought that a US president would need to have checks and balances on their twitter usage?

You’re amazing!

This is great and if you don’t have a twitter you should get one just to post this!

I may have yelled “HE’S AN MRA!!!” in the theater. I may have gone to a theater where they serve alcohol.

I LOVED IT!!!!

SQUIDGET? GUH!

Thank God I’m not alone!

I know what you mean. Viscerally.

Fearing clowns is just good sense.

Yes, that is a fair and horrifying statement.

Or preschoolers. We could give them guns too. #dreambig

Was going to say this, but less eloquently.

That’s the dumbest thing. The internet is pretty freaking universal. My mother is 70 and is online all the damn time to read articles, find recipes, look at cat pictures. You know the same shit the rest of us do here. That kind of utterly baseless ageism really irks me.

Nothing could possibly go wrong!