Aw she reminds me a lot of my parents’ (well, brother’s dog Pandora). She even has the same electric fence collar

Wow, what a gorgeous cat!

OMG THE SINK. DEAD.

Pictures dammit

I love her and want to kiss her. I am overly enthusiastic when it comes to kitties.

Wow! That’s a pretty kitty!

Want

Sometimes I am concerned that there is something profoundly wrong with me because I don’t think that I care about anything as much as these people seem to care about their coffee.

There was a little label on my toothpaste telling me it was gluten free. My toothpaste.

Or a fetus with a gun? I’m just saying, hit the high points.

Maybe he should change his name to Chris? *ducks*

NOM!

I like your style...

Finally, someone who understand the concept of picking your battles.

Live Free or Die, amirite?

The very first thing that came to mind for me too!

The absence of social media during my adolescence is always in the top 10 of things for which I’m grateful.

I thought that it was a “processed cheese product”? Cause, you know, calling it food, would, strictly speaking, be false advertising.

You’re doing it right.

That sucks. Whenever people bring up stripping, or other forms of “adult entertainment” as degrading, I think back to working as barista and the number of bloviating bankers and financial asshats who called me a “fucking idiot” for not putting enough chocolate in their moccacinos. Doesn’t sound any worse than that.