andoursisterDot
and our sister Dot
andoursisterDot

Like, good for them and all, but I’m just saying that, personally, I’d like to be mourned for more than a couple few months kthx.

Nope, too soon. It’s none of my business and I’m glad they’re all happy but all the hair stands on the back of my neck when this happens

The headline makes this sound a lot more ominous than it was.

“He did not get any sun,” Murray added. “He had a baseball hat on.”

YASS QUEENS

I am here to see Jon Snow slice some motherfucking ice monsters in half.

Such a dumb decision. I mean, greek statues are anatomically correct elsewhere too. Would you put genitals on them as well? Just silly looking. And do you put nipples on Batgirl’s suit?

Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Pregnancy's Deadly Itch

Early in my third trimester of pregnancy, I had a few episodes of itching at night. It was winter in New York, with

Can I have Pine, Hemsworth, and Evans in a triple decker Chris-wich?

The funny criticism of Hillary Clinton’s supposed “coronation” was the implication that the Democrats of 2015 had a super deep bench of up and comers that she kept from running. The reality is that between 2004 (when a State senator from Illinois gave a keynote address before the DNCC) and 2016, not a single Democrat

Sadly, this never gets old.

“No video on the internet has ever made me this uncomfortable.”

Don’t ask how hotdogs get made...