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Does Barron’s t-shirt indicate he has been offered a position as advisor?

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Pregnancy's Deadly Itch

Early in my third trimester of pregnancy, I had a few episodes of itching at night. It was winter in New York, with

Can I have Pine, Hemsworth, and Evans in a triple decker Chris-wich?

The funny criticism of Hillary Clinton’s supposed “coronation” was the implication that the Democrats of 2015 had a super deep bench of up and comers that she kept from running. The reality is that between 2004 (when a State senator from Illinois gave a keynote address before the DNCC) and 2016, not a single Democrat

Sadly, this never gets old.

“No video on the internet has ever made me this uncomfortable.”

Don’t ask how hotdogs get made...

Jon Lovitz is a shoein to play Jeff Van Gundy

I’ve seen this romcom before. KD and Rihanna’s fight make them realize that the only thing worse than how they feel about each other is how they feel WITHOUT each other. They eventually fall in love and end up getting married. Jeff Van Gundy, still obsessed with Rihanna, tries to interrupt the ceremony but ends up

AHHHH this is one of my all-time favorite books and the adaptation looks fun.

COVFEFE!

Karma’s a bitch. Hope you never need multiple surgeries and long term pain control. It’s easy to make jokes from your high horse. There’s no excuse for what he did but to joke about a public health epidemic, well like I said, karma bro.