Yep, if only Stewart had thought to have been born to Fred C. Koch.

You're my new favorite Kinja troll.

Is anyone actually surprised that Lena made a t-shirt benefitting Planned Parenthood and got lots of celebrities to wear it & show their endorsement of said organization & Jezebel commenters still make it all about criticizing her? Check out the misplaced focus!

The best part about this video is the bit at the end. I have seen guys posting it as a retort to the cat calling video and it's clear that they didn't see or can't read words. Too funny.

Definitely awkward behavior. But maybe this is teh only way she can achieve lolgasm?

I would go to that convention. My Hello Kitty waffle maker is the best waffle maker I've ever had. Crispy on the outside and tender on the inside waffles. Just like HK would be if you cooked her properly.

hell, it's better than bible verses.

"My own father, who loves speaking in movie tag lines, once told my aunt who had just finished chemo to 'die another day' as he was pulling out of her driveway"

OMG HONEY

Okay so her meme usage is clearly out of hand but the doge lines during sex part is kind of hilarious. Especially that she moans them. I might have to try it out, whatever the consequences...

Makes sense. Murda has held my attention more than these first few Scandal eps. also, yay Black-ish

yeah this is impt

I love that they take turns being Kim or Kanye!

I love this!! Partly because me and my boyfriend recreated the Kimye elevator picture and it was the most hilarious thing and also for their facial expressions. They have those faces down. #nodisrespecttobenaffleck

No.

I think she looks her age here—the styling is, as the headline trumpets, quite natural. What about this image feels sexualized to you?

Wow she's looking like a princess

Or else they wax nostalgic as they harken back to the good ol' days of the 1930's when things were just so fine and simple - you know, the Great Depression, lynchings and the rise of Nazi Germany. I'm looking at your sorry, ignorant ass, McConaughfuckwit.

Oh god how true is this. In EVERY aspect of life too.