Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard's new commercial is one of my favorite things on TV. I just want to go hang out with them.

Ragging on the Pittsburgh Pirates celebrating a playoff berth is like ragging on a paraplegic war veteran for celebrating taking his first steps with his new prosthesis. "Chill, dude—it's not like you're RUNNING."

Women with tan/darker skin tones usually look incredible in yellow and other bright colors. Her hair also looks gorgeous with it.

No, people with yellow in their skin don't look good in yellow, so, most white people and most asians. Black people tend to look great in yellow.

i previously thought no one looked good in yellow.

Seriously people its a kid, a tiny kid, kids act out, the parents are egging her on for a laugh shes not going to turn out to be a violent psycho or nothing, for fecks sake what a bunch of dryshites.

That mom is my kindred spirit. What the fuck is the point of pushing a melon out of your hoo-hah if you don't get to point and laugh when it grows up into a hilariously inept toddler?

It's like she heard "pile" instead.

Judging by the full arenas and the millions that keep piling in these two people's accounts, I'm guessing you're a bit wrong.

Peak hipster

Ah yes, the 'ol "I don't like something and I'm not stupid so people who do like it must be stupid". Classic.

"...so you can suck it, Royals baby."

'I am tired of all these laws being enforced! Don't hit your wife? Don't hit your kids? Where does it stop? Should we just say don't hit the terrorists? Should we tell our troops not to hit the insurgents? Or should we let Obama now tell us we aren't allowed to hit little old ladies just because? Our freedoms that are…