I fucking hate this idiot. He’s pretty good but he can’t control himself for shit. Refs missed at least 10 personal fouls he committed last season. Always after the play, always against someone who isn’t even remotely ready for it.

By...picking a DNC chair that’s near-identical to another DNC candidate? JFC this division is getting rediculous. “My guy says he’ll raise min wage by $10, and the other guy will only raise it by $9.50! CORRUPT RIGGED BERN IT TO THE GROUND!” Jeezy creezy.

Viola’s tribute to Meryl is making me cry. Viola is the best at making me cry.

I’m sure that Jon Hamm is an ass, but Griffin hasn’t been funny in eons, so team nobody.

I feel like a drunk Jon Hamm whispering to Kathy Griffin “you’re sooo old” would make me laugh so hard I’d pass out. In fact, if he whispered it to me drunkenly I think I’d throw up from laughing. Something about picturing that seen is really hitting me funny.

Seriously. What is up with the dickishness of that blurb? Jezebel more and more has this habit of turning on people for no reason (See also: Anne Hathaway, Jennifer Lawrence). What did she say that was worthy of the tone of this piece? Nothing. She expressed her fears in a heartfelt way. Do we really think that what…

No, it is not warranted. Frankly, it’s a lot better than some of the borderline cringey stuff white celebrities say about their children who are not white.

I’m also quite fucking sure that it didn’t take her five fucking years to figure it out. Are we going to have a discussion about cross racial adoption in Dirt Bag now? Is that what she wants? Jesus.

Agree. Wow, is it not ok for her to adopt and worry about her child and encourage her? Snark where snark is due, please.

If the tone you were going for in the Kristin Davis section was total asshole, you really nailed it.

In 2011, Kristin Davis adopted Gemma Rose Davis. In 2016, Davis realized that her whiteness only protects her and not her daughter. Great.

Is this level of vitriol towards Sex and the City chick really warranted? I dunno, I just heard a mom talking about her kid...

Waiting for someone to explain the snark re: Kristin Davis.

I’m totally reading every last post about this divorce, but is anyone else starting to hate themselves for it just a little?

And you don’t even know they’ve divorced until she’s talking about her new fiance? I know her!

Somewhere a childless (by choice or not, ain’t nobodies busniess) Jen Aniston sleeps till 9:30, gets a massage and is enjoying a HOT coffee in her 2 million thread bathrobe from the GOOP site when she glances down to her iPhone 7 to a text from her BFF Courtney filing her in on the details. Jen calls to the help to…