I’m trying to come up with a marvelous pun for this article, but I’m just not kreeative enough.

I look at these casting tidbits a lot like the opening scene of Ant-Man, in that Marvel has a solid grasp on how to tie their characters in to the history of its shared universe.

It would be equally or more exciting to hear that Ming-Na and Karen Gillan were going to be in it, for sure.

I’m on team “they should have just made it part of Justice League’s story that Superman occasionally has a mustache appear on his face at random intervals.” Maybe say it happened during a fight with Mr. Mxyzptlk.

I beg to differ:

I watched this video and thought, man he would make a great Superman!  Why didn’t it work on film.  Then I realized he was doing this strange thing with his mouth.   He kinda showed his teeth but in a nice way.  I think humans call it a smile.   Maybe Superman should have tried doing that a little more.

A collective “Motherfucker!” rose from the offices of Warner Brothers Pictures upon the announcement. 

Or as they called it, The Phantom Zone.

The Clark Kent vagina subplot should’ve stayed.

The description somehow undersells the bizarre nature of the vagina subplot in The Godfather. Her whole arc is about how no man is satisfied with her cavernous vagina—except for Sonny Corleone, whose own freakish penis had never before encountered a woman who could handle it without agony.

He looks like a necromancer wearing the suspiciously-well-preserved but subtly ill-fitting skin of his erstwhile apprentice.

I like Matt Smith, but he looks like an unfrozen caveman.

Honestly, Robert’s Rebellion always seemed liked a good bet to me. Love triangles! Most of your favourite characters as hot, moody teenagers! Lots of battles and cliffhangers! Plus, there’s very little source material to bog you down. About the only downside is the lack of dragons.

You mean the one where Bojack steals a meal from Neil McBeal the Navy Seal? 

Two options:

The series she did with Eddie Izzard and Minnie Driver, The Riches, was the first time I noticed her as more than a standard tertiary character. She got to play the fuck out of a trope Nosy Neighbor role. So that when I saw she was going to be the Big Bad on Justified S2, I hyped her to all my friends. They were…

Can I ask, why? I’ve met people who’ve not seen BJH, but I’ve never met anyone who didn’t like it. I am over the moon for that show and am always interested in hearing critical takes on things I love unabashedly.

Surely you mean Beloved Character Actress Margo Martindale? Show her the damn respect she deserves before she cuts you!

It’s a shitshow Möbius strip.

Well, she did do that in reverse to get a government position. Never mind how Trump got where he is.