I don’t like Sand Snakes. They’re coarse and rough and irritating and they did nothing.

Basically, you do coke so you can drink all night, and you drink to take some of the edge off of doing all that coke.

It’s a real shame, too, because that means millions missed out on seeing a Korean sports coupe transform some old bearded lady into a weird CGI mannequin.

Fascinating. I’ll alert the media.

Not to mention these metrics never take into account who’s watching at Super Bowl parties, sports bars, Las Vegas casinos, etc...

I was told that someone somewhere might be kneeling during OUR national anthem and I got so sick to my stomach that I couldn’t watch.

The Super Bowl only got 10x the ratings of every other TV show instead of 11x. Yep, must be on its last legs.

“...but it’s too late, I’ve seen everything.”

Ironically, the lesson of the Emoji Movie was “You’ve got to get up awfully early in the morning to beat Patrick Stewart to accepting a roll in the Emoji Movie”.

Things that will make one say ‘fuck this’:

“How many more weeks of winter? For you, human, the answer is: none.”

Folks in your office cook lunch from scratch? That’s commendable, but far from the norm (for millenials or anyone).  I have never heard of an office kitchen with anything beyond a microwave and toaster.

I strongly suspect that a lot of kids did try those things, and liked it better than they would a vegan pizza.

I wouldn’t even say their cause is laudable. There’s a very big difference between animal rights and animal welfare. And Peta falls into a pretty hardline version of the former. Where the well being of the animal doesn’t matter so long as its “rights” are respected. Peta are the sorts of animal rights activists who…

“Putting vegan pizza on the Fab Four’s plates is sure to inspire fans to try it themselves...”

Since turtles are omnivorous, reducing their diet to only plant based choices would be unnatural.

“Well-meaning”??? I’ll grant you the root of their CAUSE is laudable, but literally nothing they do is well-meaning. They shame, bully, and threaten people who don’t get right in line with their agenda, and when that fails, they launch horrifically stupid PR campaigns. I’m trying to eat more veggies and less meat, but…

Some actors just like to WORK. Like freakin’ Rutger Hauer and Malcolm Macdowell and Dennis Hopper, good actors who’ve been in as many (or more) crappy films as good ones— I like the “I’ll take anything” people of Hollywood, really.

They totally should do that, it’s not like it hasn’t been established that other versions exist (think loser Barry married to detective Iris on Earth 2).

Honestly, even when Edge gave the confession, it still didn’t ring true to me—I kept getting the vibe from the episode that a different suspect would be revealed because Edge seemed to genuinely deny having anything to do with the poisoning and he was heavily pressured into confessing. But maybe this is all mostly…