The time jumping format is doing nothing for this story, it’s impossible to create suspense and scares when you jump ahead and see everyone safely in the Free Zone. Also, those dream sequences of Larry’s around all the boulders look like chintzy community theater sets, I actually laughed out loud at one point. The…

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I liked my vasectomy more then Apocalypses 

If becoming furious at a ref’s blown call is what triggers latent mutant powers, we should have roughly 1 billion X-Men by now.

Ah yes, the noble game of soccar.

I bet the first few folks they catch in the act are going to be Qanon linked people, with a few ‘Antifa’ mixed in there because Hilary as a boogieman is tired and they need a new one.

When you get Post reporters going “Alan Smithee this or I’ll sue you” you’ve really hit a new low.

If actual feminism never happened, how many “conservative feminists” do you think would have the opportunities they’re enjoying right now?

Now to go and look to see where he’s hidden the first party next gen launch titles in shot.

The arcade version was the last one made and the least popular. I think it’s a weird take to claim that is what the series is all about when... it literally never was about that, except for that one weird time where it bombed.

especially from most that are too afraid to join

Yes and yes.

The first amendment applies to the government, which obviously includes the military—unlike, say, a private corporation like Facebook or Reddit, to whom the first amendment does not apply.

If they can’t handle a few well deserved barbs flung their way while my tax dollars pay them to play WoW and trick children into signing up for the military they are gonna be fucking hurting when people actually shoot guns at them and shit.

Bullying. Fuck off, clown.

especially from most that are too afraid to join and serve their country in any meaningful way

Most twitch channels aren’t part of government apparatus subject to the first amendment. 

Others have already hit on the most pertinent points, but...

Easy answer for you. Yes, they literally “have” to allow citizens to speak lest they violate the First Amendment:

A nation of lunacy.