Whatever has to happen for there to be about 99.9% less of their commercials on television, I’m all for it.

Why do people need to bet on sports anyway? Can’t we all just enjoy the spectacle of grown men giving each other permanent, long-term brain damage by pummeling each other with their helmeted heads? It’s great fun; some of these guys can’t even remember the names of their children, or if they even have children. I…

So, Kraft, right? He owns the Patriots. BUT he’s also a cheese guy, makes those orange single slices and the mac and cheese with that jingle, you know, “Kraft macaroni and cheese, I got the bluuuuuues.” And his name rhymes with “draft,” so that’s another connection right there. I hope you’re taking notes.

Now,…

I’m sure it has NOTHING to do with the fact that Dyson - the original, overpriced recommendation by Estes to replace your Swiffer - is a paid sponsor of this site.

lol. If it was “excessive celebration” they would have thrown a flag. NFL players talk shit all game every game since the start of the sport, no field mics then. It was probably a hell of a lot worse 60s-80s with some good ol boys still in the league. Its not like Clay knew a mic was picking him up. The NFL is getting…

This comment has turned into a Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Green Bay Packers submission form.

Hi, I’m Andrew Luck, and I have DirecTV.

I think it's more, "Wonder if QB1 got hurt on that last play. Let's kick the ol' tires and see..."

I watched Flacco’s interview after the game last night and I wondered how come his hair looked so effortlessly stylish even after wearing a helmet. Same with a bunch of other QBs with longer hair like Matt Ryan, Brady of course, etc.

Maybe this is just the version of Andrew Luck with cable.

The ALL STAR break needs a NHL style skill competition where we get to answer questions like these. I would watch that shit for hours so long as Berman isn’t commentating.

Hence the article title:

Although I think this comment is intended to be angry towards me, upon some reflection, yes, that is pretty much exactly what I’m saying.

Yes, but let’s be clear. You only have heard any of those terms because you’re interested in cars. Ford advertising is so ubiquitous that everyone knows EcoBoost. That’s the difference.

And this is the brilliance of EcoBoost! They don’t even have to tell them it’s right below a hybrid. It’s so eco and boosty that the public reaches that conclusion for themselves!

I never said Ford is being devious! I think Ford is freaking BRILLIANT! Everyone uses “EcoBoost” and only they get the credit. Whoever came up with this marketing strategy is a genius.

You really didnt read the article huh?

*As a VERB. Fuck me.

You know one thing I can say as someone who's ran in to some rough kids on planes... just try. That goes a long way.