I love that kid’s smile. Just the per happiness.

This reminds me of that video where Robert Downey Jr. gave a kid a bionic arm that looked like one of the Iron Man arms:

*looks at hands typing*

This is such a great idea. I’m amazed that no one thought of it sooner. Disney gets free publicity, and the kids get bionic arms. Everybody wins.

Does he come with a box of porn VHS tapes?

Whatever has to happen for there to be about 99.9% less of their commercials on television, I’m all for it.

Why do people need to bet on sports anyway? Can’t we all just enjoy the spectacle of grown men giving each other permanent, long-term brain damage by pummeling each other with their helmeted heads? It’s great fun; some of these guys can’t even remember the names of their children, or if they even have children. I…

So, Kraft, right? He owns the Patriots. BUT he’s also a cheese guy, makes those orange single slices and the mac and cheese with that jingle, you know, “Kraft macaroni and cheese, I got the bluuuuuues.” And his name rhymes with “draft,” so that’s another connection right there. I hope you’re taking notes.

Now,…

X-O Manowar was my favorite Valiant book in the beginning. I don’t know anything about the relaunch, but I may have to find out.

It also shows us how much money we waste on crap that doesn’t advance the human race. I’m looking at your War on Terror and Drugs.

I’m sure it has NOTHING to do with the fact that Dyson - the original, overpriced recommendation by Estes to replace your Swiffer - is a paid sponsor of this site.

I’ve translated it to plain English, so you’ll understand:

lol. If it was “excessive celebration” they would have thrown a flag. NFL players talk shit all game every game since the start of the sport, no field mics then. It was probably a hell of a lot worse 60s-80s with some good ol boys still in the league. Its not like Clay knew a mic was picking him up. The NFL is getting…

This comment has turned into a Why Your Team Sucks 2015: Green Bay Packers submission form.

Hi, I’m Andrew Luck, and I have DirecTV.

I think it's more, "Wonder if QB1 got hurt on that last play. Let's kick the ol' tires and see..."

I watched Flacco’s interview after the game last night and I wondered how come his hair looked so effortlessly stylish even after wearing a helmet. Same with a bunch of other QBs with longer hair like Matt Ryan, Brady of course, etc.

Maybe this is just the version of Andrew Luck with cable.

The ALL STAR break needs a NHL style skill competition where we get to answer questions like these. I would watch that shit for hours so long as Berman isn’t commentating.