I already bought some treats that he normally is not allowed to have in order to bribe him to stay quiet. We’re flying to California from the East Coast, with a layover in the middle. I’m hoping he at least sleeps for part of the trip.

This whole story is weird and doesn’t make much sense. But I can see some of what might have gone wrong because I’ve seen it so many times at the airport with people in the uber-frequent flyer programs. First, were all 19 bags Derulo’s, or did he try to do the asshole thing and say that all of the group’s bags were…

We just took our 19 month old son last November. He ended up sleeping for at least half the 2.5 hour flight and wanted to read/eat cookies the rest.

United can suck my kosher sausage.

#cashmeoutsidehowboutdat

Assuming one policeman per one or two people, that doesn’t sound outrageous.

I’m stressing out hard about my flight next Monday with my 18 month old toddler. If some asshole delays our flight for some entitled shit like this, I’m going to start throwing things.

All the stars, I just started laughing out loud at that. Thank god I took the day off work because of this snowstorm.

the number of free bags you can check with that status tops out at one. Jason Derulo wanted to check 19.

“We’ve got to turn the plane around.”

In that entire clip about Derulo, I fail to see how race played into it. Unless of course that is a catch phrase to get your story more traction?

Despite the fact that, yes, Jason Derulo is a member of American Airlines’ Concierge Key program, the number of free bags you can check with that status tops out at one.

$184 per bag sounds like a rip off to me.

All this Jason Derulo mess just sounds like he’s being overly entitled...

Wait... The plane returned to the gate adding another 40 minutes, take or leave, to everyone else on the flight? How is that even possible and who does this clown this he is and fuck you American Airlines for letting someone de board after their last chance.

Have SO MUCH FUN. Seriously.

British person here. We are pretty much rubbing our hands together with glee at the prospect of a Trump visit. Every comedy show is endlessly mocking him and even the newscasters are saying things like”we tried to find someone who supports Trump but we couldn’t find anyone” (this happened twice just in a week). He is…

That was mostly UKIP, although Tories didn’t help. The main issue though was mostly about less immigrants from EU member states (eg from Poland) as they had the right of free movement . People from third countries are still bound by the same immigration laws.

Hitler was legally elected before he became dictator. But you’re right, Trump is no dictator, yet.

I don’t understand why it would have a seat belt. In what senario is there, other than maybe running straight on into a tree, where you better being strapped to it than just being thrown off it. I saw a plastic snow sled a few weeks ago that had a seatbelt and that also seems like a bad idea.