Four: Father John Misty

You’re kidding, right? Only thing Baltimore has over Pittsburgh is a dope aquarium.

A few thoughts:

Only a 14-seed for Tchaikovsky Cantalicio??

Chizu Shimizu Buckalew is an extremely strong 15 seed.

I didn’t exactly rank them, but I thought about eating them.

What’s dark is all the buzzkills trying to tell me Magikarp is an inedible fish dreamt up by a Japanese company. Ya, no you guys enjoy your island literally surrounded by fish, meanwhile we can’t even fantasize about eating your mother fucking fictional fish.

Magikarp probably tastes delicious (thus high rank) I remember really wanting to eat one as a kid and I’ve never been a big fish fan.

Now to persuade Jim Tomsula to move out of the big suitcase.

I am the Semen King

Luckily, Olsen’s wife will never see this.

Think about what a colossal shithead you have to be to “undermine the reputation” of the Cleveland Browns.

“No spoonerism is ever a debacle”

“That spoonerism just got debacled.”

The three on the left are all Just For Men models. The guy on the right knows a guy’s dad who my friend’s cousin knows, and can definitely get me a deal.

HEY! LAY OFF ROVELL, DAMN IT!

“Fuck you, you’re getting a fucking embellishment!”

Wouldn't it make more sense for the cat to be Tom?