I was honestly thinking as I read this headline, “How many people will have better ‘one passenger shits and another vomits’ stories than me?” In my case, the gentlemen who shat did so in his pants (better or worse?) and also peed himself (trifecta!), the vomiting was a reflexive response from a weak-stomached witness,…

Give Cam a break, he’s still kicking himself for giving up their perfect season in that one loss.

You gotta hand it to him, his return earned a solid thumbs-up — I mean way up, like, sky-high. The Giants fingerblasted the Bucs, and with the explosive Pierre-Paul providing crippling defensive play. He really stumped ‘em. Honest-to-god fireworks. I was blown away.

He is both the worst possible guy to be in this situation and in the worst possible situation for the guy he is.

Drew, everyone I know personally who is an avid reader of your stuff was also a huge Grantland fan. I’ve never fully understood your beef with them. You guys are on the same side! (Except for Simmons, who exists only within and unto himself.) Where did this “the friend of my friend is my enemy” mentality come from?

Hm, I don’t normally notice it that strongly in Belgian beers (though I guess it’s what I always think of as “that Belgian beer flavor, you know the one I mean”)... maybe it was something in the way it intermingles with the specific ingredients here (which would make sense, as carrots aren’t exactly run-of-the-mill).…

A star could mean “good job” or “fuck you” or “I’ll come back and decide later,” but a heart pretty much means the same thing, to everyone, all the time.

This is like one of three beers ever featured on here that I’ve actually had, and I wasn’t into it, but couldn’t place why — till you mentioned banana bread. That would do it. A hint of banana flavor will put me off to anything (I don’t dislike it but I’m mildly allergic to bananas and the taste has that association…

I have this great idea to improve society: Bookmakers offer even odds that Blaine Gabbert ends the season with a better [pick a stat line] than Kaepernick, anyone who takes it is automatically enrolled in a gambling addiction recovery program. No idea how to implement this.

I believe this is what is known in the legal field as the “But Timmy’s mom lets him watch whatever movies he wants!” defense.

“We apologize that we could not make our only quality product turn a profit.” That must’ve gotten cut in an early draft.

Drew, I have disagreed with you like twice ever, but sports fandom is actually a really important part of my family. I mean, yes, we all yell and scream at each other about it and no part of the experience is pleasant, but it’s a way better family topic than, say, politics. At least we all agree on which team to root…

Give the fellow a break. He’s just trying to come up with a worse take than your Jedi take.

We knew the Tebow Truthers would crawl out of the swamp, didn’t we?

God bless you, Drew. No one delivers the take I yearn for like you do.

YOU are the monster, sir.

This is a magnificent article, though it could’ve used a bit of copy editing... some serious typos in there. Still, excellent and informative.

I just started laughing giddily as soon as I saw this headline.

“You may promote a cause only to the extent that you are forced by our stupid bullshit, and no further.”

I’ve been too dead inside to cry after a few crippling losses since, but just as depressed (if not more so). The Pens’ recent playoff losses to the Rangers (2014, where we lost 3 clinchers in a row), Bruins, and Flyers come to mind. And no sporting outcome has left me more emotionally dead inside than the Steelers’…