Ugh. Was it inscribed with a pentagram, too?

This is unverifiable and I’m not meaning to toot my own horn, but I am the Brandon who sent that in, and when I saw Drew had put that part in bold, it was the proudest moment of my life. (Pride is hard to come by as a self-aware Steelers fan.)

Your instincts have led you to the correct conclusion.

I make no claim that Primanti’s sandwiches are in some way superior to all other cities’ foods, but I gotta figure your average person is gonna enjoy one. Though I do understand how it’s insufferable when people get all “my local food is the best”... I always get my sandwich without cole slaw because cole slaw is the…

My favorite part of this every year is reading the fan responses and feeling that sense of camaraderie with the two dozen other Steelers fans whose love for the team is only outdone by their utter hatred for all the rest of the fanbase.

Are you kidding me? Volleyball is crazy hard! Some sports are hard because you can’t catch and hold onto the ball; some are hard because the ball can’t touch the ground; volleyball has BOTH restrictions, AND it limits the number of touches! Volleyball is a fucking mess!

At least we know Browns fans aren’t likely to victim-blame Janay Rice. They should have a healthy empathy for victims of abusive relationships.

Now and forever, I will defend Creed. Those songs are catchy as hell. I was in 8th grade when Human Clay came out and it is exactly as good as its insane sale figures say it is. In 20 years there will be thinkpieces on how great Creed is. They’ll be stupid, but they’ll be right.

In support of Cam, he takes enough of a beating from opposing defenses already; it’s not like he needs his own defense coming after him.

And people laugh when I say, “No, seriously, the characters on Always Sunny are under-exaggerated!”

I hear he doesn’t get along well with Mario Lemeow.

Oh, the Thinks You Can Think! is an infinitely better book than Oh, the Places You’ll Go! And if you’re trolling for ridiculous hidden messages, you can think about the line “Why is it so many things go to the right? You can think about that until Saturday night” until Saturday night.

Folks, this post was just fine. Y’ns need to chill the fuck out.

I have to agree with this, since Seinfeld is often described as a show about nothing, and there is nothing good about New York.

Best story about Norwegian logs since this one ran:

Eventually, the Olympics are just going to rotate back and forth between China and Russia, I guess.

Can’t believe this wasn’t the Drew Chopped Shirt GIF.

Thought regarding the woman getting in on the passenger side of the car... perhaps she’s a British expat who forgot the driver’s seat was on the other side and fell into habit?

What? I watched it and there was nothing involving Drew in any way.

Hot take, but Creed was actually great and all their songs stand up to scrutiny years later.