I would do that subscription even for a place with worse coffee than Panera. Those 32 oz tubs of Folgers ground coffee are like $7 and will make me far less than a month of bad coffee (sad story, this is how I get my caffeine these days). If the local ABP, Dunkin, or Starbucks would offer me a subscription plan, I’d…

Yep. My wife and I actually did meet online first and we were both very open and honest when we started talking about meeting in person that things might not be the same in that case. Fortunately for us that wasn’t actually a problem but we’d both experienced it enough in the past to be aware of the possibility.

At five, he laughs as he says he’s “kinda feeling it.”

That B needs a C in his A. 

The fact that the police dog was named “Officer Frisbee,” presumably after the dog Andy Samberg hates most in the world, is enough to give this episode an A.

[Matt] Berry

Actors often find themselves being introspective in order to access a character.

Ahhh... sorry, misread “rush hour”!

wow. In Illinois, it’s birth certificate or passport, social security card or W-2, and 2 proofs of residence. And the dmv’s computer system went down when I tried to go, so that was a fun, hungry day since that hour I waited was my lunch break, and the dmv was already closed 2x more than normal for holidays - and…

I once heard the adage that “charisma isn’t a character trait it’s a strategy” and forever will use that as a guide when someone gets judged as a “good person” because they have charisma. 

I listened to myself and didn’t date until I found someone worth my time and energy.

When I was dating, I told my mom that I wasn’t going to respond to a guy I’d recently agreed to go out with because he stood me up and his only reason was “work got away from me,” which he didn’t send until five hours after our meeting time. She defended him and basically quoted the crap in this book without ever…

I settled, stayed for 13 years, finally could not stand living with a man who was a good father but little else, and left. Was lucky enough to meet the love of my life at 43 and we have been together for 12 years. My first marriage destroyed me financially and, for a time, emotionally.

NEVER
EVER
SETTLE

I listened to my mom instead of Gottlieb, which is to say: I listened to myself.

I dunno, FF14 Carbuncle(s) are quite kawaii.

RE: Jim Carrey

He literally signed on for Hop 2.0

I mean, if you have a production company and the only movie directed by a woman under that umbrella is one you yourself directed, you’re not exactly helping the cause.

When your title comes off like a hot take desperate for a listen... you definitely wont get one from me.

That’s exactly what I thought for LW2. Here is a prime opportunity for a clean break