The show really became very good after the first season. Once they started exploring the amazingness that is Winston.

She’s in half of one season (while Zooey was out on maternity leave) she’s like alternate reality hot-Jess. Its an annoying storyline but not worth skipping the show over. Winston is a DELIGHT.

I can absolutely go 2 hours with a snack.

But theater popcorn and other snacks are a fun part of the theater experience for me, and countless other reasonable adults.

I’m glad that you decided not to go to the movies because of your over-sensitivity to chewing noises. That’s a reasonable way for you to deal with your…

I literally just sat here thinking “What would I do that’s illegal? I mean, I wouldn’t commit theft of services like dip out after getting a hair coloring, that would be shitty. I don’t want to traumatize some poor cashier. I would steal so much stuff from Target and World Market. Like I would get home and think “I…

Ah, I last used it 8 years ago, so you could just see that stuff. I’m sorry that it has changed.

The reaction to Sea of Thieves reminds me of those movie scenarios where the kids are expecting to go to Disney Land but their dad takes them on a camping trip instead. There’s nothing wrong with camping, especially with great company, but they just wanted to ride all the rides and get their Mickey stamps at each of…

FTR, I met my boyfriend on OKCupid. We’ll have been together 8 years in July. It’s free and has some personality testing, which I liked as opposed to Plenty of Fish, which is just a picture and a profile. That site was a nightmare for me!

I’ll just leave this here Kim:

I work on a college campus and I said something about John Wayne Bobbitt recently and none of the students knew who I was talking about. It made me realize we need to offer a class in Scandal History: 1980s to present. These kids need to learn about Gillooly, the Jenny Jones murder, Jon Benet, the Bobbitts, Linda…

it’s more of an interview... showing up in a suit and tie can give them the wrong idea

You liberal media snowflakes are so oversensitive. What about Cannibal Witch’s rights? What’s next, banning cannibalism altogether? Am I even living in a free country any more if I can’t eat my enemies??????

EXACTLY. I spent a month researching aspartame a few years ago, and it turns out that (surprise!) there is no actual link between aspartame and cancer in humans. In fact, much like gluten, the only people who have to worry about aspartame are the tiny minority that can’t break it down in their bodies. These days…

My mom always told me “if you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room.” It’s good (if sometimes uncomfortable) to surround yourself with people who blow your mind.

Please. That peen would have a Twitter handle with the pic as it’s avatar. And it would be followed by millions.

i can’t even be mad. i clicked into this article. i read it. i did this to me.

So great to see Kiernan Shipka getting some high profile work. She was so fantastic in Mad Men.

While I agree that just acting like an adult and framing it as “we can both see this isn’t going to go further” is a good course of action (and the one I would rather use), womenfolk sometimes have to go the self-protection route and leave through the back door. I’d rather not get into another heated discussion in…

that’s wonderful!! :) i always admire wealthy people who realize what a difference their generosity can make in other peoples’ lives

i love when my bosses entrust me with ordering office lunch because i can then ensure that the delivery person gets a reasonable tip! i have enacted a similar policy of just not telling them how much i’m tipping - it’s not like they’ll ever ask or notice. i don’t get what it is about making insane amount of money that…

WHAT!?