Remember when it wasn’t absurd the think a cocktail waitress at a mediocre bar could support herself and her 5 kids on one income?

Funny how the agenda of single women consist primarily of policies that benefit society in general rather than just a few...

It was hibachi so it’s likely he was also their server, there are still the runners, bus people, and the host/ess to consider but even as a former food service person myself I am having a hard time having any sympathy for the restaurant. A server having a bad day is one thing, a server who sexually harasses and makes…

Most of the times I’ve been catcalled have been first thing in the morning, after walking my kid to school. Baggy sweats, oversized hoodie, no makeup, greasy sloppy bun. My mother-in-law got catcalled in her gardening clothes. She’s 60.

Next time I see a guy in cargo pants I’m going to force him to build me a house. I mean, walking around looking all probably-owns-a-hammer...what did he think would happen? #CarpenterLookingAssBitch.

It's rampant in our society...forced basketball culture is a scourge on our culture. 😜

I am confused. Why would I force a person to play basketball with me if he/she was dressed like a basketball player? Does that happen? Forced basketballery?

Some things just are.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Or, if you like it long and hard:

No leader, especially a religious leader, should have the right to question another man’s religion or faith.

the pope continued, “unless those walls are around abortion clinics then build them high af and electrify ‘em”

“Contraceptives are not a solution.”

To be fair, an aircraft carrier is basically a small island that can move. It’s an amazing feat of engineering and infrastructure. Trump’s wall would not be.

Isn’t erectile dysfunction the men’s version of menopause? Shouldn't they drop dead after they need to take a blue pill?

From a strictly scientific standpoint, it is an interesting question.

I don’t know, why do men stay alive at all once they have fun in a cup time at the donor center? Shoo.

“Your job doesn’t stop until you’re voted out, or until your term expires,” Obama said of the Senate,

“...you can understand how Lori Maddox could have possibly developed not just a sincere desire to fuck adult men but the channels to do it basically in public; why an entire scene encouraged her, photographed her, gave her drugs that made all of it feel better, loved her for it, celebrated her for it, for years. You…