I'm so hoping this is a Black Widow movie.

Or..."Fine. Could THE NIGHT please take out the goddamn trash?"

For those of you who get the parts of the brain mixed up:

"Second star to the right, and straight on 'til morning."

90% of us probably thought the same about a obscure sci-fi team featuring an anthropomorphic raccoon and tree person. I give em a chance.

Since when was he just a love interest?

Just going to leave this guy right here...

Oh I see you are the genius behind this. It made my night.

I'm normally a fan of language "evolving" and changing, but not when it comes as a symptom of profound ignorance of female anatomy. Women graduate high school not knowing where their urethra is, men not knowing where (or what!) the clitoris is. Sun bathing naked and saying your vagina is getting sun is stupid.

Can we just clarify something for the sake of anatomical correctness, unless you bring gynecological tools along, you can't sun bathe you're vagina. Your vulva, sure. You labia minora, sure. Clit, sure.

if you don't know what would motivate someone to loot a corpse or an airplane full of corpses, you've never been really poor

You know, it's very easy to say we shouldn't be obsessed with virgins but if you know of another kind of blood with which to summon our dark lord upon the earth...I'm all ears.

I've used ArcGIS, I can confirm it's very, very boring.

I'm a GIS (Geographic Information Systems) Analyst and people either think I am a professional google mapper or that I coordinate drone strikes on terrorists. When in fact most of what I do is really, really, really boring database stuff. I have a background in cartography but cannot tell you the last time I made a…

But do you have a flag?

FFS bisexuality is a thing.

Eating the brain of somebody who speaks the language and absorbing their knowledge, obviously.

I know, right? I don't think ever will and that's what adulthood is about-realizing a lot of badly behaving/rude/grossly snooty people will never realize their comeuppance.

I wonder what the population of women in women-only prisons is? I bet it's higher.