Don't insult the noble house of Malfoy by insinuating that tattooed muppet would join it's illustrious ranks just by bleaching his hair.

*sniffles* OK, you got me. Beautiful.

Am I a terrible person because I don't see how horribly horrible this is? Internet flirting =/= real life. Sure, it's not super classy, but exchanging messages isn't nearly as bad as actually doing something. Maybe I just am totally insane or a terrible person but the internet isn't the real world. People do all sorts…

I suspect it means having sex with other people than you. Probably with a side of selfishly having sex with the people they want to have sex with, instead of properly granting the use of their vaginas to any man who wants to stick his penis in them.

If a menstruating woman's touch sickens men and boys, who don't the women use it to take over?

Flemish isn't a language though (more a dialect). So they're speaking Dutch. But are Flemish.

Wait, why are we supposed to marry people we can't count on to act responsibly ?

I always thought skinny fat were people that looked skinny, but because they don't work out still carry a pretty high bf%. Like a 6'1" male at about 168 with 7% bf vs 25% bf.

Tongue done well is a beautiful thing. If you ever have the opportunity, get the tongue at a Basque restaurant. It's amaziballs.

Beef tongue is delicious (especially in tacos) and maybe you need to get over yourself and try something different, you gigantic coward.