thanks d

thanks

;)

He's not American - from Europe.

I replied above clarifying some issues.

thanks this made me really laugh

I left a comment elsewhere but it's two factors - he's not a small man and he's into non penetrative sexual acts that include bondage and rigging. I don't have the skill or strength to do what he'd like with out potential injury to both of us. And it's a bit of a mind fuck to go from obsessing over someone's pain…

play on the fact that Amy was the rando fake name I selected - and AmazingAmy is the wife from gone girl (and a significant portion of commenters seem to think I'm a crazy bitch anyway).

thank you

thank you

1. Him making the cat dance on me isn't a euphemism. It's just a stupid couple thing we do in private bc we're cat people.