Give him a break, man--it’s not like he went to Harvard

It’s actually B.

I think you are correct.

Both a Trek and Spaceballs reference in the first sentence. You’re my kind of people ANathonofFillions!

Queued up before the cull. The intent was indeed to leave out of solidarity, so you can imagine my frustration when it got bumped to a run date that was after everyone else from the old guard had already left the building. That said, I must admit that I was pleasantly surprised to see that the piece ended up being…

A 30-year horror trilogy:

Weirdly, the URL gets this right, but the headline says Halloween Kills when it has to mean Halloween Ends. 

Shit man!! Do not say stuff like that out loud or online. The Studio exec will see it and  put a post credit sequence at the end of this movie with a hybrid Nick Fury inviting the Hatchling to join the Moreau initiative!

She will be re-membered.

Nicholson? He’s kinda last year. Johnny Depp’s scaring the kids now.

Jerry West was so upset with how he was portrayed on the show that he snapped his golf clubs and threw his MVP trophy across the room

Condolences about your 15 year old son just now learning of pubic hair.

Good enough to get us Dark City, an underrated gem.

Yeah, some time markers would be greatly appreciated here.

Apatow Cash Cow Turns Bow-wow Sow

For a few seconds I thought it was a joke, until Rock couldn’t read his next lines and Smith was going apeshit from the front row. I mean come on, it was MUCH more likely to be a staged bit than for an actor to jump on stage and actually assault a presenter.

Fuck that bullshit. 

I guess I was probably thrown by the use of the word “seriously” beforehand!

I actually caught Spiritualized back in 2008 at Pitchfork and I still think back to that feeling. It was one of the best things I’ve ever seen live.