a.k.a. Anna Sorokin

Yeah, I fucked that one up. (Honestly, I can’t tell you how.) I’m sorry for that!

I loved Licorice Pizza, but the ending was all wrong and super gross.  It should have ended like Rushmore, with the teen protagonist realizing he was wrong to try to pursue an adult romantically. Not with the adult being won over and basically saying, “Yeah, I will fuck a child!” 

So is she gonna fuck a pie in this or no?

Are you saying you wouldn’t give billions of dollars to Bobcat Goldthwait’s biotech venture??

It is a multifaceted language.

Ganbatte!

Considering the not-so-very-subtle metaphor behind Planet of the Apes is race, that would mean the sequel would be about oppressed white people rising out of their shackles to free themselves from the oppression of minorities which seems both INCREDIBLY racist and massively guaranteed to be a major box office hit in…

All things are about dolphin clits, ANathanofFillions. Except this.

*dolphin clicks, whistles, clicks*

Oh I didn’t say it was good. It was more like “this is so bad it has to be on purpose”.

Got a light?

“The secret....to nuclear fission...is LOVE!”

This movie will be loud, about three hours long, and mostly incoherent.

That was exactly my first thought. How exactly are they integrating Parallax into this narrative?

I’m beginning to think that screaming while alone in your parked car is a sign that things aren’t going well.

I don’t know if it was a deliberate editorial choice or algorithmic magic, but for me this season’s reviews have never appeared on the frontpage. And they’re usually not even on the TV frontpage either.

Not a regular cat. A cat in space. A space cat.

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