Being a C-list celebrity with a B-list and rising sister didn’t help. I’m not sure this becomes quite the thing it did (w/ a special prosecutor) otherwise.

The thing that boggles my mind is that just TODAY, a sitting Congressman went on a talk show and promoted the idea of arming an insurrectionist militia if the GOP loses in 2024.

I figured the reason for 80s music coming back is because God hates me.

I... may have seen the same video. It looked like a bisque.

Smoke crack with me, bro

Disregarding professional ethics is no LARPing matter.

“Bad Ass Haberdasher”, but that’s cool too.

“This movie takes a cast of peerless actors and has them deliver a series of blunt policy speeches in underlit hotel conference rooms.”

Here’s the legal explanation of RICO-

Yeah. Doesn’t seem like many people saw The Visit, so I’d call Split his real mainstream comeback, but either way, he was already back before Old.

you can paint the walls, you can change the furniture, but you’re not supposed to destroy the majority of the universe

Speaking of gross behavior, did everyone else all ready know about this?

The unstoppable killing machine from Tbe Inseminator is now the unstoppable killing machine turned protector in Inseminator 2, aw...

It’s the first time I’ve seen the slideshow format make sense.

The real “Uncle” is, you guessed it… Frank Stallone.

Candyman also had maybe the meanest smash cut in recent memory, where it goes directly from the Back protagonists wondering who would intentionally do the Candyman-mirror thing to a white high schooler walking into the bathroom. That movie rules. 

Ya wanna buy a monkey?

This was an especially good year for the Gotham Awards, as they only lost three guests to the Joker’s laughing gas before Batman arrived. A new personal best for casualties!

Yup I love that one. Law & Order masterclass led by Amy Poehler’s character.

I think it says a lot about Americans and how we tie our self worth to productivity and marketability that the common refrain in these situations is “but what about his career?” CK is  fine. He has plenty of money. He’s not going to starve to death. If being a fucking monster means he doesn’t get to have the career he…