I started up the album and, as I feared, so much of the very very long album is made up of largely undifferentiated midtempo ballads. Like “Black Dog”? I could swap any of these in for any others. I really think the whole album would be better if it was just 1/4 bpm faster. It’s just kind of a snooze, especially after…

Stay away from that Pluto Nash page, young whippersnapper, you’ll upset the natural balance of the universe!!!!!

is it? I think that if you believe there is a deeper set meaning of “meaning” like the idea of “natural law” then you might think art is objective, especially if it is meant to accomplish an objective and judged by people who say whether it has or not (as best they can in their training), for example: best extols the…

“Class Action” - That was Porky’s 5, right?

I have generally enjoyed the Shyamalan train wrecks (“y’all eyin’ my lemon drink?”-The Happening) but I thought he might have gone two far with how terribly they changed the last act of Knock at the Cabin, such an incredible sellout. That said, you know you’re going to get something crazy and possibly very bad with…

You see, the thing about reality is that...reality is reality.  I’m living in it and you’re not.  So you should try to find a mirror and walk through it, tiger.

I...have never actually watched a song from that musical...it was as bad as I’d imagined.  Who the hell is Spore?  So...the Green Goblin...the actor is Patrick Page...he’s on Gilded Age, played Hades in Hadestown, and is currently touring his one-man Shakespeare show “All the Devils are Here”...he’s actually one of…

except that it wasn’t, Nic Cage said everything he does in the movie was just CGI, Tim Burton said they never asked him if they could use his version of Batman and Superman...I mean, one of the two or three people who have ever given DC any film integrity...it was garbage all around

Ummm...I am!  What a dumb fucking rejoinder.  That’s like something Trump would say, “who amongst us hasn’t stolen millions of dollars?”  Look, maybe you’re scum, but I’m not.

it’s when the movie revealed that it was about absolutely nothing except hot alien chicks and ‘splosions that it lost me

Maybe if you took his cock out of your ear you’d hear all the people who say he’s an asshole, and you’d think that: if you are a person with next to no integrity, not sending people to jail who are doing what you are doing so that you can get out of jail is like the one thing you are supposed to do if you are a drug…

Oh, you mean the scripts for books on tape!  Those seem really long I wonder how people memorize them

didn’t the writer of the books say the Uighur genocide is A-OK?

it’s like Trump’s courage, we’ve never got to see it because he has always run away!

As I said below, these people clearly don’t know bad from good, so I don’t trust that Batgirl looked cheap. As I also say below, the early word, back when it was going to go into production and there were stories about how Miller basically got it made, was that it was going to be pretty good, fun, and not as…

yeah but there is no evidence that they know what “better” means. I was actually surprised at how bad Flash was, the early word on it was not that it was going to be quite that terrible.

I know Zaslav is a complete fucking idiot. But when I watched The Flash recently, half of it, I just could not believe even he could have looked at that and thought it was anything but another brick in the wall of the terrible Snyderverse...the fact that he really thought it would be successful or the narrative around…

He was a jailhouse snitch, being a rat is bad enough but now he’s Mr. Moral Majority, and there are several accounts of him being a terrible person and terrible to work with, particularly to women, so which of those do you want to pick?

Tim Allen is a coke snitch, always worth remembering, really sad the reaper took John Ritter instead of him

I think it’s interesting that you think you’re giving an objective and unbiased explanation. The Red Scare is a particularly unapt and unenlightening comparison. Do me a favor, if you want, draw that comparison out further and let me know what the parallel for hate crimes here would be, or the parallel for the…