“I’m redefining things so they are the same thing” isn’t really a great space to stake out in this argument...if those two things were the same they would be the same. Rosa Parks cancelled the Montgomery bus system, right?

it’s the filmic equivalent of cutting up a bunch of books from a yard sale, pasting them together and passing it off as the Great American Novel...or more closely, cutting up a bunch of Lee Child and crap like that with one page of LeCarre

maybe wash it down with some dry Juan Gris

I haven’t seen the original, but it’s a kids movie, right? And it’ll get nostalgia watches, and hopefully not be so bad parents hate their kids watching it, and those older fans will watch it with their kids, seems like a perfectly good idea. As long as they don’t go too overboard with SJP’s witch becomes a tiktoker.

Claudia Black was so good it kind of threw off the entire nexus of the show

Maybe Dr. Strange can team up with Iron Fist and David Carradine

Watts is totally an alien.  He was born in Germany and no human is that naturally funny.

I am not planning to read this interview, but if Ms. O’Connor is calling out people for calling her crazy but not owning up to her extremely erratic behavior, I have trouble giving her point of view or perceptions much credence.  I’m sure there are a lot of examples of similar statements from politicians and the like…

Yeah, Swarthmore is way more suburban than UPenn

Oh shit, yeah there are tons of swanky enclaves, tons of teslas and beemers that are right nextdoor and nearly drive through the working class Easttown areas. To name a few that are right there: Swarthmore and Bryn Mawr. I don’t know if they said which one Richard is at, but I was guessing a Swarthmore stand-in. There…

I wasn’t, I’m a caesarean

it was like volunteering to watch Ted Cruz do scenes from The Princess Bride, like the two things (Platt’s purported character and his songbird penchant) did not go together.  I remember when Megan McCain put out a playlist and they were nearly all bands that hated her father and her politics, what a tool.

Dan’s answer to LR1 is fine for some, and another person mentioned it can be just as effective to stay outside, but I think the easiest answer wasn’t mentioned: longer foreplay.

hey Gabrielle Carteris was like 30 while in 90210 high school and now she runs the Screen Actor’s Guild, it’s important to get a head start

Platt being a cabaret singer was the most random part of a show that was already unbelievably uneven.

it’s like The Smurfs but with the souls of your ancestors!

It is.  I have been going over this again and again in my mind, how much is it or isn’t it, but I can confirm: the Easttown PD says on it that it is in Delco, so it is officially a different town than the existing Easttown. One that exists both right where Easttown is now but is also closer to 95 and is also kind of…

more like two day shi**ing amirite!

They used to advertise Meerkat Manor as The Sopranos so this is just sticking with the same thing rly

can I get a lion shipped to my door?