How are you differentiating that from 20/20, 60 Minutes, or any journalist? And he’s not a journalist, he’s a comedian.

the GOP had the votes to pass bankruptcy reform, Biden was able to get concessions from them that made parts of a terrible law a little less terrible

I think of last year’s two albums my favorite track is “Until Olympius Returns”

and the main-goo woodeh-rice is the jawn at Reedah’s

and it looked like it was filmed through Mtn Dew, but I might watch it again at some point, it had a good cast, man I miss Sarah Polley acting... “Splice” was a long-ass time ago and to see another with her I’d have to watch Jared Leto in Mr. Nobody and I don’t expose myself to him without a really good reason

vegan zombies only eat roadkill humans

I agree.  Remember how good the Walking Dead pilot was?  When Andrew Lincoln said to that zombie “I’m sorry that this happened to you”?  More like that.

he rly should just put out a line of wine glasses at this point

I think some zombies go to Bard for that crunchy granola, some go to MIT for those mathematical neuron noms, and some go to Harvard for that “I got reservations at Dorzia” cuisine

Sucker Punch was “clever” in a self-important way.

the aesthetic was just stolen and recycled to lesser effect, his specialty.

Zack Snyder clearly loves “Brazil” everything by Alan Moore and everything by Romero...too bad he doesn’t seem to have watched or read those things or taken anything from them

now I want the countermovie of an elite team of Zombies breaking into Harvard to steal delicious brains: Stealing Harvard 2

be careful, that’s how I wound up watching Sucker Punch...which is, for my money, worse than “The Room”

“you sonofabitch, I’m dead!”

they want vegas back, too much to lose man, you don’t want to be responsible for the lost of circus circus?  All the stuff left in the pawn shops?  Actually, that’s probably worth more.  Heck the Chihuly glass on the Bellagio ceiling is worth a ton.

“Babe”?  How dare you!

That’s true...to some degree many of their sketches repeat too much, but almost nobody can squeeze a laugh out of incredibly basic lines like “I do not like that” or straight up observations as if this is being read for the sightless like “you are walking on your hands” like Kenan can. Mikey lines are always “Oh my…

wow jeez

wow jeez