It’ll never happen. Mitch McConnell had eight years to apply his flabby remora-like lips to Obama’s backside and he didn’t. Something about the wrong color.

“Twelve point? What is this twelve point shit? Everybody knows I won’t read anything unless it’s at least in 24 point. With pictures, of course.”

“If they wanted us to read it, they should have printed it as a board book, preferably with pages set aside for Trump to color in!”

Apparently, Lindsey was blocking his view out.

Best headline ever!

Well I can’t top that headline!

You want people to go out there regardless of infection?

Once people start characterizing our political rivals as subhuman, then we are truly fucked.

“There are more important things than living…”

“What have you got to lose?”

I read inhaling Lysol to cure Coronavirus only works if you voted for Trump. So if you happen to have done so, go ahead, give it a whirl and let us know how it works.

Fauci has one of the worst jobs ever and he should be commended. He has the most delicate of lines to walk because he knows he is working for one of the dumbest humans on the planet whose only motivation is himself and his personal interests but in order to keep his job and to remain in his position - to try to save…

i watched Salo ALL THE WAY THROUGH

BTW, homegirl needs to lay off the crank. Girl is racing faster than Sandra Bullock in Speed. I got nearly 4 minutes into the thing, and she still hadn’t gotten to the point.

I really tried just cause he said please so many times. Maybe if someone cut the video in half by removing the 3-second-pause she uses 4 times per sentence I'll get farther. 

She is the prefect example of why meritocary is a fat fucking lie.

Her energy puts me on edge. I’m pretty sure that young black Cheesecake Factory server was nervous as hell.

No way in he’ll am I gonna make it through ten plus minutes of that batshittery.

This lady is super batty, and anyone who’s ever met her knew this before batshit crazy post about the shooting in Wilkinsburg. We are in the same sorority and she spoke at out anniversary event that invites alum to celebrate and impart words of wisdom. She was the keynote speaker and there she went on and on about…

I imagine that, if you’ve never heard of Wendy Bell, you find her anointment as America’s Worst White Woman to be suspicious.