I am hoping this will serve as a deterrent to beginner armorers taking jobs they are unqualified for and give them the backbone to say “No!” to unsafe requests.

He probably has better (read: more expensive) lawyers.

She deserves some kind of punishment for her failures and role in this tragedy.

At least, there won’t be any need to adapt God Emperor of Dune, given that five-hour-long rambling monologues from a giant worm with a human face who rules the universe already exists in the form of Donald Trump’s phone calls to Fox and Friends.

Spoilers for 60 year old books again:

I wish Villeneuve would adapt Children of Dune as well because Herbert thought of the first three books as a fugue. Stopping the film series with the end of Paul and Chani’s main arcs does a disservice to the story of Paul as his legacy upon the greater universe is seen in more totality in Children of Dune.

Esoteric is the kindest word I would use for the Dune books after Messiah. However, out of genuine curiosity, is it true that Herbert wrote Messiah in response to people misunderstanding the first book?

One of these days these people are going to realize our eyes are aligned horizontally, right?

“And though something deep inside of me wishes to revolt against it...this is how I’d like to remember Barbie...on the battlefield of life itself”.

it’s not clear to us whether Herzog is offering a qualitative assessment of Gerwig’s movie, or genuinely speaking to its neon pink depiction of Barbieland, a world in which ostensibly happy “people” play out basic routines with no capacity for understanding any of the ennui or despair clawing at the edges of…

If there is a God, then He created Barbieland out of anger. The dream houses portend nightmares and agony. In Weird Barbie’s eyes I see only a blank stare that speaks of a half-bored interest in fashion.

This would only be acceptable if they filmed a spinoff about Hodor and his gigantic cousin, Hodaphonvert.

Unless human beings mutate, filming vertically will always be colossally dumb.

Have it on good authority she's playing the hairless cat Thufir has to milk.

New owners apparently paid no attention to streaming views or Netflix residuals, because reading is for dweebs

Quite a few pal’d around with dictators. Rodman and Kim Jong. Depardieu and Segal with Putin. Sting and Assad. Akron and Museveni. Looks like the Saudis want to get in on the act. 

I don’t think Steven Seagal is being paid. 

Weird, I thought the CW knew its niche and has remained reliably and moderately successful in it since they called it the WB.