You've really missed the mark on this one, Mark. First of all, this is clearly not JUST a parody of the "World's Toughest Job" ad. It also functions as a parody of all the "incompetent dad" commercials that already exist on TV. Keeping that in mind, it actually does a pretty good job of pointing out that the "WTJ" ad…

People who practice polyamory give a fuck, they give lots of fucks.

Where did I explicitly mention polyamory? And why for the love of shit does every conversation about marriage and cheating have to turn into a conversation about poly-friggin-amory?

No it didn't.

How are we talking about poly couples? The post isn't about poly couples. The post talks about "cheating." My comment isn't about poly couples. Why do these conversations always have to turn to poly couples? How boring.

I wonder how they asked the question. Was it "I consider extramarital affairs to be morally reprehensible", or "If I found out my own spouse was having an affair I would consider that to be a moral failing on their part"? Those two things might be very, very different.

Well yeah if you say the traditional marriage vows "forsaking all others till death do you part" and you're *grown up* enough to comprehend what that actually means and take some responsibility for your behavior and decisions, yes, when you get married, you're only supposed to have sex with the person you married,…

How about if you want to fuck around just don't have a spouse?

Being trolled is sooo much worse than having your legs blown fucking off. //sarcasm. idiot

Usually the performance artist's parents.

This is possibly the best gif I've ever seen. 1 recommend for whoever tells me where the video of this is.

When I see a man drinking bourbon, I think—did this dude steal my bourbon?

it was from Kanye West .

That's ok. She's kind of over getting told to throw her hands up in the air.

You've just ruled all popular music (rock, pop, dance) as cultural appropriation since it can trace it's primary parentage to African Americans. Racist is as racist does, but I think putting up artificial boundaries for how people can sincerely partake in art and culture is BS.

I've met many a white person who claims we as a people made up the term, yes, so I totally know what you're talking about.

Colleges have charged them enormous amounts of money for the opportunity to learn to hate themselves.

We all know that whites are all rich, upper class, Republicans. It's a known fact among idiots.

I've been thinking something along these lines for a while, and I'm so relieved I'm not the only one. To start out, I'm white. But I don't care if white people get made fun of, and I don't believe in reverse racism. However, I think that making fun of white people for being white is bad for everyone. Claiming that…

I didn't realize it suddenly became acceptable to slam an entire race based solely ON their race just because they happen to be white. Whatever makes you feel cool and ever so "above it all," I guess. I also didn't realize I'd be judged as a person based on what I order at Starbucks. So many unknown rules to…