I fucking hate Romeo and Juliet. Also, wanted to add to sequel possibilities “Romeo and Juliet: Zombie Love.”

It’s been a few years since I read the play, but... everyone dies at the end. What’s next, a sequel to Hamlet where we learn how Denmark functions after its entire ruling family is dies? Unless this is Verona: The Haunting I don’t really see why it needs to have any connection to Romeo and Juliet just make a new movie…

Yes. In this case though, it warms me to the cockles of my heart.

but she’s a honey badger, they just DGAF

I know plenty of homeschool families here in Oregon. They are all vaccinated, pro-science, and well-adjusted. It’s really hard to reconcile that with these stories from other parts of the country (hemisphere).

The whole Bratz tiny hooker line is a bad idea. Gah!

Well, if none of your friends or family have stupid ideas about love or politics or communication or animals or child rearing or education or social services then congratulations. I think that it would be pretty difficult to find a set of friends that agree with me entirely. And I also probably have my blind spots and…

“stop being friends with those morons” and “you deserve better friends” is why this issue persists and why a logical debate and meaningful movement on the issue largely can’t be had. my kid is vaccinated but i ABHOR sanctimonious assholes who call people who question a system where the former head of the CDC gets a…

Fortunately for me I think that having friends who you disagree with is good for your perspective and your brain. Living in an echo chamber is kind of boring.

The other day I took my kids to this homeschool thing at the local science centre. It somehow attracted the more umm...stereotypical homeschoolers that everybody here hates. That’s not usually how it is at these things.

Seriously. I want to know how many of the people jumping on him are actual people of color versus how many are grandstanding whites who want to out-ally an obvious ally.

This is a rare feeling for me, but does he really deserve this level of vitriol? Like I get it, his tweets were incredibly naive and definitely speak to the cloud of privilege he must have lived in his entire life, but also the fact that he was disturbed by what he saw suggests to me that he has at least a shred of…

Eh, I don’t get what the snark is about? I thought his response was pretty strong and didn’t make it all about him.

It was kind of strange at first, because all of these bizarre scenarios kept happening to me and at the end of them there was this strange, often cruel ironic lesson I would learn. But I got used to it. I could do without the perpetual cigarette smoke smell, though.

I don’t think this Mindymoo hatchling is a bad thing. I will love it and squeeze it and call it Bob.

I have been laying eggs in people’s brains lately, and they’ve just begun to hatch. You’re just one of the victims.

My daughter refuses to read Anne of Green Gables. It’s like what even is the point of procreating?

My pilot is called “Gruen.” Hannah Gruen is a seven year old maid who solves crimes while emptying the fireplace ashes and chamber pots. She also cares for a ginger cat named Nancy, who ends up strangled by a fancy monogrammed bed sheet in the first episode. The twist: Young Gruen did it, and she’s not sorry. She’s…

And what about Trixie Belden who was cooler than Nancy, and had both horses and a dog, but still gets no love.

30-something? Please. Nance was 16 in 1930. If Nancy Drew were alive today, she’d be dead.