you don’t seem sad and sappy .. I’m sure a lot of people would choose to go back to an earlier time in their lives! hope you get to a place that feels as happy as that hotel room in AZ 7 years ago. Not like in a time machine way but in a real-life way. ::Hugs!::

I found out about Coco’s existence because my husband bought a scantily-clad-women magazine with her on the cover. And I was kind of eyerolly about it, but then I got really bored one day and read the article and sure enough, now I love her.

I am so sorry. On the plus side you are still capable of rhyming and if that isn’t amazing I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS.

Let’s hope it stays in the realm of fiction! If the guy ever does that to you, I know a guy who knows a guy. Legs may or may not be broken is all I’m saying :)

Well more like karate chop *and* sweet.

Your scenario is 100% acceptable.

I have the same gut reaction but honestly, she is probably stable AF on those things. I doubt she can even remember how to walk flat-footed.

Stilettos for Coco are like running shoes for the average human.

Why wouldn’t you and Jenny want to embrace your inner Livia Soprano? Livia is amazing. Sometimes I am walking down the street minding my own business and Livia’s delivery of, “Oh, he’s another one” pops into my head and I collapse in awed laughter. My New Year’s resolution is to be more like Livia. (Don’t worry, I…

Coco made me love her. I didn’t wanna do it. I didn’t wanna do it.

I feel like Coco could be too. Maybe a bissel.

coco is everything

Okay I have nothing bad to say about this Tweet Beat. WHO AM I SUPPOSED TO HATE HERE?! My love for Ice T and Coco goes on and on. And Tig Notaro, I like the cut of your jib.

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I’m with you.

Ok honest question. Not trying to be a dick. Is it considered revenge porn since she didn’t put it on the internet or make it public? She sent it to close friends and family. If she had sent it to her 2 best friends to show them what an asshole he was, does that make it revenge porn? I know it doesn’t make it right…

But how much wait did you lose? I could use a good stomach virus.