BRAG THREAD COMMENCING:

One time someone posted a picture on Facebook of their kid and dog with the caption “Greetings from Bear and Jake!”

I guess if I’d been married for 40 years but miserable for the more recent years, maybe I'd be thinking that I don't want to continue the misery for the final years of my life? If you are in a good marriage, you are giving up a partner and friend for your remaining years. But if things aren't good, I don't know that…

Bullshit.

It’s a true story. They are called Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetists and have to be trained in it. I’m sure many of them are really great, and there are definitely anesthesiologists who suck. But it’s a thing. That being said I don’t know if the person who administered the epidural in question was a CRNA…

I didn’t write the thing about the ex.

If you can scrounge up the money, or get a reduced rate, increasing numbers of researchers feel that actual psychotherapy from an actual therapist can be very helpful. While I believe that, in general, stopping drinking is a solution to having a drinking problem, the truth is that some people are drinking because of a…

One time I walked into the bathroom and a dude was there...he appeared to work for the building as maintenance. So I walked by him and peed in a closed stall. Another time, a confused looking old guy was in the ladies room....I walked by him and peed in the stall. It really is that simple.

Yeah! Back away! Appleton produced the world’s GReATEST MAGICIAN and WE CAN ALL DO DARK SPELLS AND STUFF.

omg the one on the left.